Oh
The problem?
Solved.

Perl, not fists
Velociraptors
goto END;
Bright screen of water
Doth soothe my thirsty eyeballs
Developing code
Write more than literature
Finally run faster than Kenyans—
You’ll win at more than just life
Wondrous, astonished
Thy mind (in binary) blown
Zero-zero-one
Keystroke drums
Drown competition
(Learn to code)
Code:
My hobby
END