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Literary Works by Andrew Brown, who keeps it pretty darn real.

The Cursed Coconut, Part 1: Coconuts

November 20th 2010

A salvaged story from my 4th grade class!


Once there was a burgler with lots of stolen stuff. He went to a football game to watch some cheerleaders. Some evil dude with a Baseball threw a large, black coconut at the top cheerleader when they were in a pyramid. She just fell back on the other cheerleaders. The announcer guy said, “Dang it! One less cheerleader to watch!” The game was over and the score was:

Leopards – 29
Monkeys – 33

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Andrew Brown, Age 8

November 20th 2010

Salvaged stories from my 4th grade class!


Cars

I would be the driver because you cant become a car and anyway I would have to wait 7 and a half years to drive it.

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