A salvaged story from my 4th grade class!
Once there was a burgler with lots of stolen stuff. He went to a football game to watch some cheerleaders. Some evil dude with a Baseball threw a large, black coconut at the top cheerleader when they were in a pyramid. She just fell back on the other cheerleaders. The announcer guy said, “Dang it! One less cheerleader to watch!” The game was over and the score was:
Leopards – 29
Monkeys – 33